Whether someone was doing a locker room interview, running on the field, or just taking a pic with a fan, there are lots of other athletes who have succumbed to ADE — Accidental Dick Exposure! In no particular order, we present you with the most NSFW peentastic moments in sports! While New York Mets pitcher R. Dickey was being interviewed, he was rudely photobombed by Anon Dong!
The Kid Next Door
This is a fair definition, but some guys would define cruising more loosely: a basic sex hunt, not something you specifically set out to do but rather something you are always doing. We do it on the subway and in the office and anywhere a handsome gentleman might lift his shirt to wipe sweat off his forehead. In our minds, we lift his shirt the rest of the way and tug on the brim of his trousers with our teeth. If you make eye contact with him and discover wordlessly and without complete certainty that you are both interested, then voila! Now all you have to do is work up the courage to talk to him, give him your number, or nod to the exit.
Just 17 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Penises
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I dated a dude who was packing a footlong. T he sex was uncomfortable, at best, and he refused to go down on me. I dumped him after a year of making up excuses to not have sex. But my first experience with someone of the opposite sex was with a guy who, to date, has the biggest penis I have ever seen. We were camping with a large group, tents and horses, down by the Suwannee River in Florida.